The Weekly G.I.R.L.S
Yes, yes, y'all:
Stats to L-Boogie, the newest member of the mighty Drum Posse, who adds flavor, beauty, brains and of course lumpia to the mix. Call and ask if you don't get it. Okay. This year is already shaping up to be many many bananas. . .which, amongst other things, makes it tough to get your weekly dose of hilarity out. But never fear, your favorite DJ's Favorite DJ is on the job. To wit: Onward. . .
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You've just purchased your first new home. When you arrive to begin moving in, you discover that the builder forgot something. Being a self-reliant sort of person, you decide to finish the job yourself. You stroll down to the local hardware store and find exactly what you need at a price you can afford. The hardware store charges perfectly reasonable prices for the items; 7 will cost $1.00, 10 will cost $2.00, and 100 will cost $3.00. As it happens, you need 880, which also costs $3.00.
These items could likely be found at any hardware store, and at your average home.
What did the builder forget? First correct answer gets an autographed can of Davey D Spray-on Hair. No, for real.
Someone knocks at the door of heaven and St. Peter says, "Who is it?" A voice says, "It's Salvador Dali."
St. Peter says, "Mr. Dali, we've got a place for you here, but I've got a little problem: I broke my glasses and I can't see well enough to be sure it's you. Would you mind drawing a picture and passing it in here so I can be sure?"
Salvador Dali says sure, and he draws a picture and passes it in to St. Peter, who looks at it and says, "Yeah . . . OK, that's definitely you, come on in, Mr. Dali."
Another knock comes at the door of heaven and St. Peter says, "Who is it?" and a voice says, "It's Albert Einstein."
St. Peter explains his problem to Albert Einstein and then asks him, "Could you maybe do some high-level math, and pass it in here so I can make sure that it's really you?"
Einstein says sure, why not, and he takes out a pencil and proves the theory of relativity and passes it in to St. Peter, who looks at it and says, "Uhhh . . . . yeah, that looks about right, that's definitely you. Come on in, Mr. Einstein."
A third knock comes on the door of heaven and St. Peter says, "Who is it?" and a voice says, "It's George W. Bush."
St. Peter says, "Well, Mr. Bush, that Iraq thing was hard to forgive, but I guess a deathbed conversion is a deathbed conversion. Anyway, we've got a place all ready for you, but I've got a little problem today: I broke my glasses and I can't really see you, so I need you to prove who you are. Don't be mad: Salvador Dali and Albert Einstein were here earlier, and they had to prove who they were."
"Well . . . who ARE they?"
". . .Come on in, Mr. Bush."
Okay. The unblinking eye of the idiot box has paralyzed me a bit too much lately. But the silver lining to the cloud of decreased brain cells is the contribution to your weekly fix. First up: Adam Carolla, a/k/a Pete Sampras w/Down's syndrome. I WISH I could take credit for this one, but Greg Giraldo (WHO?) on the Pamela Anderson roast (WHA?) actually MURDERED Adam w/this. Wwwwwwow:
Next up, Bonez from I Love Money 2 (Don't ask) and Tommy Davidson. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA:
Last but DEFINITELY not least: our very own Dave Guingona & Wayne Newton. In a word: WWWWWowwwwwwwww:
February 7, 2009: RZA performs live at The New Oasis, in Reno, NV. Also featuring Pariah, WhoCares, The Bayliens, and Delinquent Monastery. Hosted by Flossafee, with your favorite DJ's Favorite DJ Kevvy Kev handling the sounds for the Abbott *and* You. . .Do you really need to hear anything more? Get on your horse, fam. Unless you're one of my local bredren or sistren, in which case:
February 8, 2009: RZA performs live at The Mezzanine, in San Francisco. With all the same lunatics, right here in the Yay. No excuses: Make it happen.
February 13th, 2009: Bay Area Stand Up!!! Your boy M-Eighty brings his freshly-minted law degree, a bucketful of rhymes, and super MC Copywrite out for a special show at Mist. 316 11th St in San Francisco. Records rubbed by Kevvy Kev; you know the rules.
February 28th, 2009: FOG CITY WRESTLING at the DNA Lounge. Featuring the whole route: Body slams, Rikishi the Mexican Werewolf, Todd Bridges (YES, TB), DimeTime Ring Girls, luchadors, a full-size ring, and many many subplots. Plus that Kevvy Kev character, keepin' the party movin'. All together: Now, THAT's Hip-Hop.
You already know: it's The Greatest Show On Earth. . .It's The Drum, Son. Every Sunday from 6-9PM at KZSU Stanford, 90.1 FM, available via live broadcast, online at http://kzsulive.stanford.edu, or podcast for posterity at underheard.org. Tell your folks; do NOT keep a good thing to yourself. First Amongst Equals this week is easy: The RZA has a new joint, and he brought Kool G Rap along to bless the track as well. Stop playin'.
hi·er·o·phant /hr--fnt, hr-, h-r-fnt/ n.
1. An ancient Greek priest who interpreted sacred mysteries, especially the priest of the Eleusinian mysteries.
2. An interpreter of sacred mysteries or arcane knowledge.
3. In the Rider Waite Tarot deck and similar decks, one of the twenty-two trump cards comprising the "Major Arcana". It represents conformity to social standards, or a deference to the established social moral order.
[Late Latin hierophanta, from Greek hierophants : hieros, holy; see eis- in Indo-European roots + -phants, one who shows (from phainein, phan-, to show; see bh-1 in Indo-European roots).]
"Take that Greco-Roman cause-you-say-so home & learn this poem:
The hierophants didn't advance on souvlaki, Rocky. . .
You're busted, cuz; because to us it was as old as Methuselah
You weren't used to the grandeur, entendre?"
(c)1997
The hierophants didn't advance on souvlaki, Rocky. . .
You're busted, cuz; because to us it was as old as Methuselah
You weren't used to the grandeur, entendre?"
(c)1997
February 1, 2009
Artist - - - Track
Black Milk - - -> The Matrix f/Pharoahe Monch, Sean Price, & Dj Premier
Bronze Nazareth - - -> Blowgun/ Cheef Kevorkian
Camp Lo - - -> On Smash
Cappadonna - - -> Do You Remember/ What's Really Up
Crossroads - - -> Grip Grand End of the Rainbow Remix
Da Free Agent$ - - -> My Dream f. Royce the 5'9
Dela - - -> Chill f. Large Professor
DJ K.O.- - -> Best to Do It/ Nobody Like Me
Dujeous- - -> Research
Fashawn, Richie Cunning & U-N-I - - -> Keys to the City
Ghostface- - -> Computer Love
Heltah Skeltah - - -> D.I.R.T.
Ill Poetic - - -> Souled out f. Eternia & Reef the Lost Cauze
Jedi Mind Tricks - - -> Godflesh f. Block McCloud & King Magnetic
King Magnetic- - -> I Don't Know You
MC Lyte - - -> Almost September f. KRS & Al B Back/ Brooklyn
MF Doom - - -> Ballskin
Mic Crenshaw - - -> A Lot of Us f. Ray Frazier
NASA - - -> Hip Hop f. KRS-One, Fatlip & Slim Kid Tre
Nerve - - -> Old School
Notorious B.I.G. F. Nas - - -> Halloween
Oddy Gato - - -> Biz for the Kidz
Portable Payback - - -> Relax
Q-Tip - - -> Renaissance Rap (Rmx) f. Busta Rhymes, Raekwon & Lil Wayne
Raekwon - - -> Criminology 2 ft. Ghostface
Record Kingz - - -> Heat f. Mobb Deep
Richie Cunning- - -> Transfer Pt. I
R-Kitech- - -> No Props f. Buckshot & Keith Murray
Rising Asterisk - - -> Move Aside/ My Own Way
RZA - - -> Whar f. Kool G. Rap, Ghostface & Tash Mahogany
Skillz - - -> 2008 Rap Up
Skoob - - -> White Label Joint (Exclusive!)
StreetMedia - - -> Street Scriptures
Sweatshop Union - - -> The Gold Rush/ Oh My
Topr - - -> Skills on the Microphone
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