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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The Weekly G.I.R.L.S 1-14-09



Yes, yes, y'all:

I know. I know, I know, I know I know I know. Times are tough for everybody these days, and that includes your favorite DJ's Favorite DJ. Let's put our heads together and assist each other in the never-ending battle, OK? A special moment of Love for the family of Oscar Grant, for reasons we all know. Let's do everything Right, as we proceed. . .Onward:

Air: (415) 533-9270 • Earth: 57 Cayuga Ave, SF, CA 94112
Water: get@KevvyKev.com • Fire: KZSU Stanford, 90.1 FM, Sundays 6-9PM

10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but White people won't admit
  1. Elvis is dead.
  2. Jesus was not white.
  3. Rap music is here to stay.
  4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
  5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
  6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
  7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.
  8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
  9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
  10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people won't admit
  1. Hickeys are not attractive.
  2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.
  3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
  4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.
  5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
  6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
  7. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
  8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
  9. Mami & Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
  10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
10 Truths White and Hispanic people know but Black people won't admit
  1. O.J. did it.
  2. Tupac is dead.
  3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated.
  4. Weddings should start on time.
  5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
  6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
  7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color.
  8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
  9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
  10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
  • Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?
  • What is the speed of darkness?
  • If you send someone styrofoam, how do you pack it?
  • If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Ooookay. So I've been watchin' a lot of bball lately, and since the mind never stops workin (. . .) I couldn't help but notice some undeniable truths. Let me share: first up, we have the Phoenix Suns' Leandro Barbosa & Usher. Stop playin':



Next up is the Detroit Pistons' Rodney Stuckey and 50 Cent. After doing a little online work, I noticed I'm not the only one that noticed this suspicious resemblance. Still lookin' into this one; in the meantime:



Which brings us to the Utah Jazz's Kyle Korver, a/k/a the even-more-foolish Ashton Kutcher. Just to prove the point, I got creative with this one. See if you can pick which one is Ashton:



  • January 30th, 2009: VYBZ @ the Element Lounge. It's a special 2009 inaugural Edition of the flyest monthly bash in the Bay, so you KNOW it's gonna be extra nuts.  Featuring the usual free goodies, treats and gives, plus the illest DJs on the planet: I-Cue, Venom, and Kevvy Kev. Bottom line: it's the Right Thing To Do. So troop you're a$$ down to.1028 Geary at Polk, in SF.  Aooogah!
  • February 6, 2009: RZA performs live at The New Oasis, in Reno NV. Also featuring Pariah, WhoCares, The Bayliens, and Delinquent Monastery. Hosted by Flossafee, with your favorite DJ's Favorite DJ Kevvy Kev handling the sounds for the Abbott *and* You. . .Do you really need to hear anything more? Get on your horse, fam. Unless you're one of my local bredren or sistren, in which case:
  • February 8, 2009: RZA performs live at The Mezzanine, in San Francisco. With all the same lunatics, right here in the Yay. You know the rules: No excuses. Make it happen.

It's the Source; it's the Hip-Hop, it's what it's all about, it's The Greatest Show On Earth. . .It's The Drum, Son. Every Sunday from 6-9PM at KZSU Stanford, 90.1 FM, available via live broadcast, online at http://kzsulive.stanford.edu, or podcast for posterity at underheard.org. Tell Everybody. First Amongst Equals this week is that joint we wait for All Year, that Skillz blesses us with, and it's a banger as usual: The '08 Rap Up. Stats, familia!

an·te·bel·lum /_n't_-b_l'm/ adj. Belonging to the period before a war, especially the American Civil War.
[Latin ante bellum : ante, before + bellum, war.]

". . .the labor you abhor, Senor
perfomed before the war by your former mentors
So those who bowed to the pressure of societal mores
or chose to sell 'em antebellum for varicolored vellum:
Caveat Emptor"
(c)1997





January 11, 2009
Artist - - - Track

Black Milk - - -> The Matrix f/Pharoahe Monch, Sean Price, & Dj Premier
Blame 1 & Exile- - ->Disturbed ft. Sean Price
Bronze Nazareth - - -> Blowgun/ Cheehf kevorkian cln.mp3
Camp Lo - - -> On Smash
Critical- - -> Remember
Crossroads - - -> Grip Grand End of the Rainbow Remix_.mp3
DJ Babu- - -> The Unexpected / Frozen / EW Connection
DJ K.O.- - ->Best to Do It/ Nobody Like Me
Dujeous- - ->Research
East Coast Avengers - - -> Let it Knock/ I Don't Know You/ East Coast Overdose
Ghostface- - ->Computer Love
Hasan Salaam- - ->15 Minutes
Hell Yeah feat. Fat Ray
Heltah Skeltah - - -> D.I.R.T./ The Art of Disrespekanization
Hustle Simmons- - ->Everybody
J Period- - ->Q Tip for President
Jedi Mind Tricks - - ->Godflesh f. Block McCloud & King Magnetic
King Magnetic- - ->Bully S#!t f. Sean Price / I Don't Know You
MC Lyte - - -> Almost September f. KRS & Al B Back/ Brooklyn
Method Man/ Redman- - ->Lyrical 44
Mos Def- - ->Life in Marvelous Times
Nerve - - -> Old School
Ninobless - - -> Name Droppin'
Notorious B.I.G. F. Nas - - -> Halloween
nutrageous_f_planet_asia
Oddy Gato - - -> Biz for the Kidz
Paris - - -> Winter in America f. Chuck D
Presto - - -> Conquer Mentally f. Sadat X, OC & Large
Presto f. Sadat X, O.C., Large Professor - - -> Conquer Mentally
R-Kitech - - -> No Props f. Buckshot & Keith Murray
Richie Cunning- - -> Transfer Pt. I
R-Kitech- - ->No Props f. Buckshot & Keith Murray
Sean P- - ->P's Up
Skillz - - -> 2008 Rap Up
Skoob - - -> White Label Joint (Exclusive!)

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